gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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slyfoxhound:

My Halloween costume vid will come out this month 😍 #silverman #ironman #slyfoxhound

vargskelethor:

I went into space and broke the alien. Somebody patch this game already, goddamn.

jpnvines:

お母さんが#電話 をしてる時 ⚠️お母さんが電話してる時は静かに待とうね。〜 サム(´Д` )

When my mother is on the #phone  Wait quietly when your mother is on the phone. 〜 サム(´Д` )

Yes. Okay. Ah, please wait for a moment… I’M ON THE PHONE SHUT UP

Ah, yes, excuse me. 

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

luckyluna22:

Dan should’ve gotten this tattooed haha

Surprising Facts About Adolf Hitler

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

Nothing positive he ever did in his life can ever count for anything considering the millions of innocent dead people. Shocking, I know.